CYCLONE IN OMAN

THOUGHTS and STATEMENTS

Whenever you find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

To Err is human, but to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.

The road to success??.. Is always under construction.

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.

In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you have ability to repay back.

All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.

Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.

Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never works.

If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.

Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.

As soon as you mention something?? if it is good, it is taken?. If it is bad, it happens.

If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? the bus is still late.

Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.

When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.

If you have paper, you don't have a pen. If you have a pen, you don't have paper. If you have both, no one calls.

Especially for engg. Students : If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.

You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.

The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.

After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.

If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.

Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide whether you need more.

There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side.

An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them.

Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Well done is better than well said .

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking.

Where there is a WILL, there is a WAY, Where there is MONEY, there are many WAYS.

             AND !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

Nature -2

Nature -1

Animal's Revenge - Funny

Think ??????
When animals will try to take hard revenge from humans,
what might be their height of revenge? Can't Imagine !!!!!
Just look at these images ,,, this will be the minimum they can do.

Hmmm !!!! Birds planning for it  

IS it zebra crossing or something else?

Human Banks !!!!!!

And finally , the maximum height of mouse's revenge !!!!!

                                              Isn't it funny ??

But the subject make big sense and to be taken seriously too .

 

Mother is so special

God could not be everywhere and therefore he made Mothers.

"Why Mother is so special"

When I came home in the rain,

Brother asked why don't you take an umbrella.

Sister advised, Why didn't you wait till rain stopped.

Father angrily warned, only after getting cold, you will realize.

But Mother, while drying my hair, said, stupid rain! Couldn't it wait, till my child come home?

That's MOM
**********************************************************************************


Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs... since the payment is pure love.


When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child.


There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it.


Mother - that was the bank where we deposited all our hurts and worries.


If the whole world were put into one scale, and my mother in the other, the whole world would kick the beam.


An ounce of mother is worth a ton of priest.


Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own.


Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age.


No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement.


A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie.


Anyone who doesn't miss the past never had a mother.


Of all the rights of women, the greatest is to be a mother.


Never marry a man who hates his mother, because he'll end up hating you.


Mothers hold their children's hands for a short while, but their hearts forever.


As is the mother, so is her daughter.


Men are what their mothers made them.


We never know the love of the parent until we become parents ourselves.


The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness.


The mother's heart is the child's schoolroom.

SAYINGS: Swami Vivekananda

When I Asked God for Strength
He Gave Me Difficult Situations to Face
When I Asked God for Brain & Brown
He Gave Me Puzzles in Life to Solve

When I Asked God for Happiness
He Showed Me Some Unhappy People
When I Asked God for Wealth
He Showed Me How to Work Hard

When I Asked God for Favors
He Showed Me Opportunities to Work Hard
When I Asked God for Peace
He Showed Me How to Help Others

God Gave Me Nothing I Wanted
He Gave Me Everything I Needed

- Swami Vivekananda